Low-effort approach to Monstera Deliciosa — what you can get away with

I'm a busy person and can't give every plant the attention the books recommend. Here's what I've learned about the minimum viable care for Monstera Deliciosa.

protecting from cold draughts and air conditioning vents is genuinely non-negotiable — skip this and the plant declines noticeably. Everything else, I've found, has more tolerance than expected. failure to flower indoors without sufficient light intensity will happen if you're inattentive for too long — check occasionally and deal with it quickly. fast growth in warm humid conditions holds up even with fairly basic care. a warm humid conservatory or heated greenhouse has been good because it suits the plant's needs without me having to compensate with extra intervention. A plant for real life, not ideal conditions.